Friend 1: i am in depression. i need to talk.
friends: bhosdike tera hamesha ka randi rona hai. chutiyapaa karke pehle khud apni gaand marwayega aur baad mein depressed ho jayega.
abbe lawde jab gaand mein dum hai hi nahi toh udta hua teer gaand mein lene ki zarurat kya hai bhenchod!
friend 1: abhi thoda better feel ho raha hai. thanks!